Size doesn't matter.

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When Phil and Tina get married, you know we're all going home drunk and naked.

 

Just 'cause wer'e married doesn't mean I HAVE to dance
As an approving Dave looks on, Phil and Tina enjoy their first dance as man and wife.

 

Quick, nobody's looking

Obey or bang! zoom! -- into the ocean
Phil and Tina sneaking away from the chaos
for a few moments (and pictures).

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar...
The best man giving his best speech.

Welcome to the freak show
The gang at Table 12

 

We're married now. You HAVE to dance.
Devil with the red dress, red dress, red dress...

I said, "Eat this cake, NOW!"
That's no fun, the garter started around her ankle. Phil spinning the garter like a curveball Use your teeth! Use your teeth!

The story of the garter:
Step 1. Remove from bride. Step 2. Throw in air. Step 3. Catcher adjusts formal headgear and applies garter to female.

 

This is what I do when I'm home alone...
Mike finds a new toy.

... and naked.
By jove, I think he's got it!

Dave, you're the only one for me.
Mike wooing Dave.

Nappy, you're the only one for me.
Mike cheating on Dave with Nappy. That dog.

 
Exhibit A Exhibit P Exhibit M Exhibit K

Overwhelming evidence that Frannie is a dance slut.

 

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