| Cruise
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 | Where's Kelvin with that damned camera? | 
| Angie, Jamaican Princess. Or so she thought. | 
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 | Heidi took my fork'n knife | 
| Me at Heidi's wedding. A weak attempt at setting me up with some snobby lawyer -- she was sitting to my left, but I had to cut her out of the picture, literally. | 
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